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Tate scale

A decimal unit of measurement which grades homosexuality from 0-1 based on Internet celebrity Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.

The Tate scale is logarithmic, and the level of gayness increases exponentially as the number approaches 1 on the Tate scale.

A zero is the straightest man who's ever lived. A Zero on the Tate scale has sported a full, luxurious beard since puberty. Every time he had sex with a woman he impregnated her. He's never cried, built his own house, and fixes all his own tools.

A zero is only theoretically possible.

Most men hover between 0.2 and 0.3 on on the Tate scale.

Talking with a lisp, flirting with other men, and rollerblading all approach "The Thin Gay Line" of 0.49

Any physical sexual contact with other men is, definitionally, a 0.5 or greater on the Tate scale.

Most gay men measure between a 0.6 to 0.8 on the Tate scale depending on promiscuity and flamboyancy.

It is only theoretically possible to be as gay as Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.

"I heard Joe's gay. I always figured he was a least a 0.45 on the Tate Scale, so it wouldn't surprise me to find he's crossed the thin gay line at least a few times in his life."

by Slappy Hooper October 15, 2022


thin gay line

The midpoint line on the Tate scale which separates flirting with homosexuality from actual, gay sexual contact.

The Tate Scale, named after Internet celebrity Andrew Tate, is a logarithmic scale from 0-1 which measures the gradient of homosexuality in a person or activity.

Any measurement on the Tate Scale approaching 0.5 is, definitionally, the Thin Gay Line.

"My friend wanted me to go rollerblading with him on the beach, but that's just too close to the thin gay line for me."

by Slappy Hooper October 15, 2022


Chat Fishing

Using Chat GPT or other AI services to fool someone into maintaining a romantic relationship with you, often to extract resources or money.

Man. Ever since Nigerian scammers started using A I., their chat fishing game is next-level!

by Slappy Hooper April 15, 2023


Contractual Rape

The moment when an enlisted member of the military no longer wishes to be in the military, but is compelled to serve out the remainder of their contract. This usually occurs about midway through a four year enlistment.

Sergeant Smith was tired of the Army always fucking him over, But he still had two years left on his contract so he had to bend over and submit to the contractual rape.

by Slappy Hooper May 28, 2012

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