The Steinberg

The act of taking eco-safe lube, mayonaise, and avacado and blending it in a blender. You then pour the mixture into a tube sock, warm the sock in the microwave, put it between two couch cushons, and fuck it like your life depended on it.

Dude, I came back from the party alone again so I did The Steinberg and used the leftovers on the Taco's from dinner.

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