Charlie

A man so obsessed with swimming, he will get turned on the second someone mentions it. Pretends to not be, but is on both teams at once. Charlie has fantasies that only his closest friends know about. Charlie has big D, energy. Anyone who is friends with a Charlie is lucky, he is funny yet serious, stupid yet smart, and a kind human being

Friend 1: Charlie is acting really stupid right now
Friend 2: It’s just a phase, give him a minute and he’ll be Einstein and sweating balls over swimming.