Wizard's Sleeve

A loose, wrinked vagina resembling the sleeve opening of the stereotypical Wizard's cloak.

"I would date her but she's a bit old for me. She could be hiding a Wizard's sleeve down there."

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Poodle's Mouth

An ugly pussy.

Often times Poodles will develop a wet, brown or rust colored area around the edges of their mouths that is visually unappealing. A vagina that is similarly aesthetically unfortunate is said to be, "A Poodle's Mouth". This can also connote an associated fragrance.

"I over comitted, and when I realized the trouble I was in, I had to work the 'ol Poodle's mouth with my thumb while pretending to eat it."

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