Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

Duvnäs

Absolutely delusional rasist. Not only rasist but also radical nationalist, nazist, fascist and conservative. Truly a textbook example of the extreme right. Duvnäs is the type of guy that gets scared when he hears a foreign language in the streets.

"There is Hitler, Mussolini and Duvnäs"
"Who is the most rasist person to ever live, that has got to be Duvnäs"
"Who has memorised all Hitler speeches - Duvnäs!"

Loogixx

There are many myths and legends about Loogixx (no mortal may utter his true name). When Loogixx was born the stars aligned and whispered his name.

Loogixx can predict the future by simulating the entire universe in his mind.

Spirits tell tales of how Loogixx and his ancestors singelhandedly defeated the Americans during the Vietnam War.

A venomous snake once bit Loogixx, after five days in pain the snake died.
When Loogixx got pulled over he let the police get away with just a warning.
Loogixx does not follow the laws of physics, instead the laws of physics follow his command.
Loogixx doesn't push the bar, he pulls the earth.

Loogixx has the loudest keyboard in the universe, every hit disrupts the motions of the cosmos.

Loogixx is the fiercest warrior on earth.
Why is Loogixx running at the speed of light?

Taw Nee Muu

Taw Nee Muu is the type of guy that everyone gets along with. He never hesitates to utter to most bombastic things. If you don't hear his hysterical laugh, you can be sure he's at the gym doing an 8 hour arm workout.

Person 1: Do you hear that car starting?

Person 2: It's just Taw Nee Muu laughing

Dabben

Dabben is a certified G.

Dabben is a gym bro, he has massive arms. Most of all he likes the glutespread.
Sometimes Dabben is very sus with the home boys.

Person 1: Can you do the glute spread?
Dabben: Of course!