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yugoslavia

Republic of South Slavic people carved out of the remains of the Austrio-Hungarian empire.

1. Known for having a horrible war in the early 90s which dissolved the country into 6 republics: Bosnia, Croatia, Serbia, Macedonia, Serbia, Montenegro

2. A country where the most drop dead gorgeous models come from. Photographers from Paris, Milan and London are sent to roam the streets of the Belgrade, Sarajevo, Zagreb, and Kosovo to find models for the top fashion houses such as Chanel, Armani, Roberto Cavalli, Versace, Valentino

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see the ads for Gucci? ! All the models are hot!
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah! Gorgeous women, high cheekbones, tall, long legs , big boobs, they are hot!
Guy 2: Well of course! They all come from the Former Yugoslavia!

by Slavs rule June 21, 2007

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