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A person that mixes fake news and real news and conjures a Shasty Chronicles story to confuse the shit out of his co-workers.
Shasty: "Hey did you hear about the giant crab they caught off the coast of New Zealand? It was 50 feet long!
Innocent Co-Worker: "No i didn't that's crazy!"
Shasty: "Yeah they linked it to a nuclear sub that went missing, it must have absorbed radiation and grown giant."
Innocent Co-Worker: "Ummmm...That sounds like something out of a Godzilla movie, you sure about this?"
Shasty: "Oh yeah I read all about it on Reddit."
A glorious, melodic and very catch song written by the GREAT ONE. It goes like this.
Rippin Farts
Rippin Farts and Rippin Farts
Rippin Farts
All that here this chart topper will instantly start humming its tune and its no surprise because anything the GREAT ONE does it epic!
Rylee: Hey did you hear this new song it's so FIRE! (I'm a hipster).
Howey: No whatcha listen to dawg?
Rylee: It's Rippin Farts by the GREAT ONE, It's so epic.
Howey: Yeah he's the dopest yo!
The combination of all the major STD's into ONE super nasty disease. Those likely to have it are junkies, hookers, most teachers, your mom and you (yes YOU, look in the mirror you nasty ho bag). Folks with this atrocious sickness are often also referred to as Cumbubble Vagina Blood Burps.
Ricardo: Yo hombre whatcha doing mang?
Jesus: Well bro I tinking about plowing Lucy tonight.
Ricardo: No bro! No! You cannot do it!
Jesus: Why not mang I need to give it to her.
Ricardo: Cuz she has the Ghonaclapasiffaherpelaids. You gonna get it too.
Jesus: It's cool I've already slept your mom so I'm immune.
Chief is the wisest of all. Chief create everything and knows the answer to any question. He gives excellent advice always and can be trusted completely. Chief loves metal, beer, ATV's and blowing shit up. He only comes out when the GREAT ONE is incredibly intoxicated. Shizzle is a word he often uses while dancing crazily and pretending to fly. When Chief get excited he urinate into the sky screaming SHIZZLE BIZZLE!!!
Chuck: Chief Unkawanka I beg of you to splain me some knowledge.
Chief: OK Chief tell you. Chief say man who fish in other woman's well often catch crab.
Chuck: Chief you are truly the wisest and most endowed of them all.
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The inevitable result of being an absolute unabashed whorebeast that lives only to be pounded by every dick or dick shaped object repeatedly all day errra day. These CBVBB's have every known STD and many unknown ones as well. If you encounter a CBVBB they may be disguised like a woman, a grade school teacher or your mom. Beware of their charms like showing you their tits, grabbing your dick or trying to shove your dick in their diseased puss or anus.
You: Brochacho I feel like my dick might fall off.
Friend: Why? What happened man?
You: Dude I fucked this nasty girl last night on the tail end of a fuck train.
Friend: Oh no you fucked a Cumbubble Vagina Blood Burp!!
You: Yeah man worst part is, it was your mom.
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