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Someone who believes that they are the embodiment or equivalent of Jesus Christ. These people are often known to have an over active ego as well. Said person will go around acting as if they can heal the lame and make the blind see, and in doing so, believes they are really performing "miracles". People with a Jesus Complex will often ask women if they'd like to "let Christ enter their bodies" as well. These people are considered dangerously stupid and should be approached with condemnation and extreme prejudice.
Sally - Some guy at the party last night kept asking me if I'd like to let Jesus Christ into my body, then he told me that, he, was Jesus.
Christie - Really? That guy must have a total Jesus Complex. What an asshole.
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When someone outwits you in a subject that you feel you know more about, then totally trashes all of what you said concerning the subject.
Brother A: dude... you can't "send" people ringtones from one phone to another, only way to do that is to either download them, buy them from a ringtone store thingy online, itunes, or put mp3 clips onto your phones memory card...
Brother B: Or go to Myxer.com and get them for free... And yes, you can send them. lol I did it all the time before my phone got shut off.
Brother A: hmm, well, that sounds gay, go to hell, you weren't supposed to uppermind me like that
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