Sleal

It’s pretty much half seal and half sloth, they come from slealandia they are extremely dumb and r used as an insult. They r relatives to the famous slolphins who u might see in ads. They are dark and twisty most of the time but if u say a joke they’ll laugh instantly. Every Sleal wants to become a grade A+ slutt but not all can achieve that, those who have potential are shipped off slealandia in a spaghetti packet and go away to live with humans and provide cheap 5p blowjobs but beware sometimes u might not tell the difference between a Sleal and a human as looks are deceiving but if u see someone clapping retardedly, flopping around and laugh using seal noises then u know that’s a Sleal and know that u should stay away cuz who knows what types of diseases they get from those cheap blowjobs and it is rumoured that their dumbness is contagious

Guy1: (falls of chair stupidly)
Guy2: ur such a Sleal

Stranger: flopping around and clapping
Guy: yup that’s a Sleal