Muddle aged

the state of being middle aged, with the confusion and forgetfulness that accompanies it

Man, it totally sucks being muddle aged--I can't remember anything any more.

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migrant coffeeshopping

When you prowl from coffee shop to coffee shop, often in search of a quiet and free (ish) place in which to work. (warning--you will be expected to buy at least one small item per shop).

I've been migrant coffeeshopping all week in order to finish writing my book.

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blurb job

The extent to which an author is willing to go to land a fabulous blurb for his/her book.

You know I bet you can get that guy who's a NYTimes bestselling author to give you a blurb if you give him a blurb job.

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twitcrastinating

Rather than doing anything useful in the world, you spend hours on end reading comments, following RTs, and picking up new followers by pursuing other twitterer's followers on Twitter.

Yeah I'm facing a huge writing deadline, but I'm caught up twitcrastinating instead.

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subversive tweeting

Tweeting while you're being paid to do your job, not tweeting. Say at a really boring staff meeting, or while on the phone with your boss.

Sally is the queen of subversive tweeting--she sent out forty tweets during that brainstorming session at work on Monday.

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Twitter Ho

One who spends all day trying to follow and be followed on Twitter.

Are you following Susie? Hell no, she's such a Twitter ho.

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Twitcrastinate

the act of mindfully wasting time while on Twitter.

I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to Twitcrastinate for a few more hours.