Austrian Gauntlet

During gay sex, when both men superglue each others hands to the other penis. Then rips it off during climax to drink up the semen and blood.

“We should totally do the Austrian gauntlet now, I’m hungry for some of your cum”
“That right daddy, I’ll go get the glue”

Maggotisism

A maggot infested fetish. This includes purposely maggot infesting your vagina so your partner can lick out. Or letting large botfly maggots crawl up your ass or vagina for sexual pleasure. This used to be a torture method but now people are into it.

“Woah girl you got one infected pussy”
“Those are my little maggot babies, they help me relax”
“You got maggotisism??”

Boss job

A sexually defiant act where a woman pokes a hole in the man’s balls, usually with a hot needle, and sucks the semen right out of it.

“She went all out on me and even gave me the boss job, I won’t forget this one for a while.”

Prospector

A sexual position where the man lays son on the floor with his hard dick out and the woman stands up on the bed. The man lubes up his dick a lot and then the woman jumps really high and tries to aim her asshole for the hard dick. If she hits it then it will be so deep in her ass and she will moan really loud. If she misses then the dick will break and they have to go to the hospital.

“Bro las night my girl gave me the prospector”
“Does your dick hurt?”
It’s completely snapped in half”

Fronking

When you purposely cum in someone eyeballs and they let it sit there for a while. The salt in the cum is really soothing for your eyes.

“I can barely see right now, I’ve got so much cum in my eyes”
“That’s what fronking does to you”