PAPER CLIP

PAPER CLIP - People Against People Echoing the Rhetoric (Conservatives, Liberals, and Independents for Peace).

Wear a PAPER CLIP if you support peace and unity in America regardless of your political identity because you're sick of hearing the same old stupid rhetoric from ALL sides.

Safety pin? No, I'm going to wear a PAPER CLIP because I'm sick of all the demagogues telling me what to think, how to feel, and what to do.

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Shart Tank

When a kid poops in the bath tub and runs around screaming and trying to avoid the turd as if it were a shark.

My two-year-old shart tanked our jacuzzi tub last night so I have to pick up some bleach on the way home from work.

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The Bromidas Touch

The ability of a person to find the "good" in any occurence, usually by resorting to the utterance of some sort of insipid, uninspired bromide.

Her: "How was your day?"
Me: "I totalled my car."
Her: "Aww, that's too bad, but remember - Everything happens for a reason."
Me: "Gee thanks, I feel SO MUCH better now . You've got The Bromidas Touch."