donkey butthole

Those small chocolate donuts you usually get at a convenience store.

"Yo bro... how bout we hit up the gas station for milk and a pack of donkey buttholes"

king row

KING ROW: An idea place in life, or place of opportunity, ideally spoken about to troubled adolescents, commonly referenced as high school graduation, or completion of difficult task

Random southern mother: I had to sacrifice a lot to get you to the KING ROW, now you there you on yo own.

Child: Mama what is the KING ROW.

RM: You will know when get there.

street gator

Those strips of blown out tires on the road that resembles the back of an alligator in the water.

You buddy! Better get in the other lane to avoid that street gator!