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Umich
Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how theyâre a public Ivy. In reality theyâre one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know Iâm so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.
Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. Youâre not special.
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Michigan State University
University filled with delusional asshats who have a massive inferiority complex over being third best to every college in the US. Known for thinking that theyâre better than everyone else when the student bodyâs collective IQ is barely above 30 (save for engineering), claiming theyâre the best at everything when other schools outmatch them in something, and having the collective physicality of a dad with a massive beer belly.
- Hey Tom. Jim is being a real asshole.
- Yea itâs cuz he went to Michigan State University. The only reason why heâs still employed is because his dad owns the company.
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