alarmer

The alarmer often faces embarresment when they set their car alarm off by accient, or worse, their house alarm. If they don't (or can't) turn it off quickly you are driven to insanity as it wont STOP RINGING. AAHHHH. The problem with alarmers is that they have led the rest of the general public to believe that if they hear an alarm, that it was an alarmer causing it, so they will ignore it. If there is a valid reason for the alarm to go off, the person who set it off, will get away.

"Oh god, it's another ruddy alarmer. Learn how to use the little button you idiot"

"Oh not another ruddy alarmer" "What if it's someone breaking in" "Don't be an idiot"

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For certes

A shortened version of for certain. Almost wiggerish in it's tone.

It's spelling comes from the speech of Gonzalo in Act 3 Scene 3 of Shakespeare's "The Tempest" - "For, certes, these are people of the island—"

"Yo mate you want to hit up H-Town to cruise for bitches?"
"For certes mate"

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Bell Me Up

To get someone to ring you on your phone. Similar to "give me a bell".

"Bell me up when you get there mate"

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stones

1. Testicles
2. Small rocks
3. English pennies (100th of a pound). Can also represent an American cent.

1. "Wanker, you kicked me in my stones"
2. "Wow check out these stones, let's go stone me a pedo"
3. "Mate, can I chafe 50 stones"

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mid-stop

1. Any point between two bus stops
2. A bus stop in between your boarding location and final destination

1. "Yeah mate I'm mid-stop at the moment so I'll see you in about 5"
2. "I'm gonna get off mid-stop today and walk mate"

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jizz of a thousand men

A large quantity of any white substance that. Works best to describe an unknown substance.

Person 1: "What the hell is that white stuff on your shirt?"

Person 2: "That is the jizz of a thousand men."

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bare beefage

Derived from bare, a term for much/many and beef, a term for a "problem" between two people or gangs. Bare beefage means that someone has got extreme amounts of beef with another person.

"I have got bare beef with you mate"
"Yeah well I've got bare beefage with you!"

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