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just when you thought you found all the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm definitions, you type qwawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp backwards, and you realize theres no escpae
however, i was the first to define this, finders keepers mothafucka.
the cool thing about this one is that it has the word sex in it
how many qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm definitions are there?
*lpkojimhungybftvdrcsexawzq
HOLY SHIT THIS ONE ISNT DEFINED YET!
When someone asks "money or love" i pick money. Why? Because bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks. Love is a bitches game. -Slim Shady
The tank equivlant of an aircraft carrier in the roblox game "ww2 tank simulator fanmade". It is The largest tank in the game, and can only be destroyed by the karl-gerat, a mini nuke launcher on crack. If a normal tank tries shooting it it barely damages it
(playing roblox ww2 tank simulator fanmade)
N00bking94: excuse me what the fuck is that?
Guest 1337: HOLY SHIT THATS A FUCKING LANDKREUZER! GET THE KARL-GERAT OUT!
Mr.DoomBringer: HAHA NOOBS TIME TO GET PWNED!
*Landkreuzer shoots tiger*
*n00bking94 and guest 1337 dies*
(2 minuites later)
N00bking94: get out the karl-gerat
Guest 1337: ok ill be gunner
Mr doombringer: HAHA NOOBZ SURRENDER
*Karl-gerat shoots landkreuzer*
*entire landkreuzer explodes*
Mr. doombringer: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Anyways we got totaled
Swagjagson (lanzdkreuzer gunner): the karl gerat is a literal nuke launcher on crack lol, next time shoot it on sight.
The only legal way to obtain bullets over a .50 cal without paying extortion money to the goverment
A 12 guage Shotgun slug is .729 of an inch. Making it a 72 caliber bullet. Compare that to a bullet shot put of a desert eagle which is .500 of an inch.
A 10 guage slug diamater is 0.775, basically a 77 caliber bullet.
Shotguns that fire slugs are basically the biggest bore guns you can legally obtain without paying goverment extortion money.
"send nudes" upsidown.
*a 2b2t chat in 2018*
R. Kelly : hey baby girl
Underage Bitch : wut?
R. kelly : sÉpnu puÉs
Underage Bitch : TF u talkin abt?
R. Kelly : turn ur laptop upsidown
Underage Bitch: ayoo wtf
*Underage bitch has left the server*
R. Kelly : if i cant get bitches i might as well become an incel and kill bitches like ice cube and elliot rodger does.
Woke English Teacher: same, lets watch some cheeze pizza. I show it to kids in my classroom. Hopefully my nuts dint get stapled by that blonde-haired blue-eyed bigot again
FitMc : what the fuck did i just see in the chat. Lol this is going on YT.
R. Kelly : hey house sÉpnu puÉs
Housemaster : *puts R. Kelly in the back of the queue*
*R. Kelly and Junior High English Teacher go to jail*
When hospitalizing someone with a .22 LR isnt enough, so you want to kill them, but your broke and can only afford 22 ammo, so the best option is 22 magnum.
Is actually better than a 9mm in cases where you care about capacity over stopping power, a s&w m&p in 22 magnum can actually hold 30 rounds.
Its not the most powerful deuce deuce cartridge however, that would go to the .22 hornet.
I just dumped 5 rounds of 22 magnum form my m&p on this noob XD, now i got enought money to afford a 9mm! But i prefer having 30 rounds on a pistol so fuck that! - Raleigh Crips Feild Marshall Tyrone McJamal Jordan (not an actual person)