A dumb fucking midget who gets alot of chicks but does jack shit with them
omg evan is such a drip shit king!!
When you have to preform complicated maneuvers in order to shave the pubic hairs of the rectum area that are hard to reach, but in the process end up looking like a fucking circus clown acrobatic nigger.
Last night Caeden had to shave his ass pubes because they kept blocking his poo, he had to pull a circus clown bend around.