Fort Myers

A city in southern Florida. Population: 62,298 officially but really more like 200,000 since most people live outside city limits. It is composed almost entirely of suburbs and strip malls, with a few ghettos thrown in for good measure. The population consists mostly of close-minded fake suburban people and their wigger children. The only other common type of person in Fort Myers is 80+ and drives only Lincoln Town Cars (or Jaguars, if they have a bit of money). As noted by some of the other entries, nothing ever really happens in Fort Myers. The center of the city is about 10 miles east of the Gulf of Mexico and the local government markets it to tourists as "paradise" even though it has more litter than most cities of its size. AVOID AT ALL COSTS

Rhonda: "Where should I move so that my family and I can feel like everyone in the world is a white conservative Christian?"

Lily: "Fort Myers, Florida."

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