The Reverse Michael Jackson

When a man craps on a woman’s face, proceeding to sit on the face rubbing his behind back and forth on the face until the woman has turned from white to brown.

Damn bro last night was crazy, i gave my girl “the Reverse Michael Jackson”

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Sticky Pandemic

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face whilst proceeding to spread it round like facial cream, leaving it for a couple hours to harden up, then creating a safety mask for an ongoing pandemic.

My girl had no masks left so i had to give her the “sticky pandemic”

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