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Me: *Reaches for Christmas dessert platter*
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!
The act of googling whilst defecating.
This morning, I went on a nice poop google and found a great recipe for rosemary chicken.
The annunciation of âhuhâ when a person from an impoverished area is asking for clarification during conversation, which sounds similar to a goose honking.
You: Sir, do you know where the nearest gas station is?
Ghetto Goose: HUUUHHHHH!?