Japanese Flag

A post diarrhea, somewhat chafed rusty bullet hole

Last night's Ruby Murray has got me sitting on a Japanese Flag today

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Split-level bungalow

An easy prank or practical joke to play on estate agents, especially if they are a n00bs, a bit of a spacca or just tired.

Split-level is an estate agent term for having two floors, usually in an appartment. A bungalow has just the one floor. Most estate agents will not be able to put this together.

Caller: Hi, is that "(insert name here) Estate Agent"?

Estate Agent: Erm... yeah?

Caller: Great. Do you have any split-level bungalows?

Estate Agent: Oh, umm, I don't know, I'd better ask my manager.

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Diet Friday

A way of defining Thursday that involves the word Friday in order to make the weekend seem that little bit closer.

What day is it?
Diet Friday