3 dogs in a bathtub

The act of inserting one's entire penis and scrotum into an anus or vagina. The difficulty of that feat is akin to getting three dogs to take a bath at once, hence the phrase 'three dogs in a bathtub.'

Fitting my whole package into Sarah was harder than putting 3 dogs in a bathtub.

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Kelly was so wide open I put three dogs in the bathtub.

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Tangerine Cobra

Tangerine Cobra (noun) is a term used to describe a trifling, back-stabbing red-haired person, one who is snake-like in character and deeds.

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A tangerine cobra is a synonym for trecherous ginger, especially in the context of intimate relationships.

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Sexually enticing red-haired, freckled man or woman whose outward physical charms belie their snakey personalities.

Man, that ginger was cold - she slept with my brother behind my back and had the nerve to take advantage of every kindness from me. She's a tangerine cobra.

I couldn't help myself - even though I knew it was a bad idea I still banged that tangerine cobra at the party.

Dude, tangerine cobras make great lays, but they're fucked in the head.