Vass

The fragrant aroma that an obese unwashed woman leaves behind in the toilet bowl after having a piss. A mixture of Vagina and Ass.

I followed Sophie into the toilet at 4 O'clock this morning after she had had a piss. The dirty bitch left a bad smell of Vass in there. She needs to wash her front bum more often.

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Pirates Flintlock

The practice of inserting your index finger and middle finger into the anus of a woman whilst rubbing her clitoris vigorously with your thumb, forming the shape of an 18th century flintlock pistol whilst making her go "Arrrrrrrr" like a pirate.

Last night my wife asked me to give her the Pirates Flintlock. It was like been in bed with Long John Silver.

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