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slinky richard

A fucking god the leader of the Riverside cult. Me trustyn fucking cloutier

When the cops ask for my name I tell em Slinky Richard

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022


bottom feeder bitch

Similar to a sucker fish and it's bottom feeding ways. A bottom feeder bitch is a filthy nasty bitch who thrives on leaching from the bottom.

Listen here you bottom feeder bitch your word don't mean nothing, you ain't nothing, you nasty swine.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 8, 2022


kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job

Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022


thin & crispy bitch

A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.

"take a look at this thin & crispy bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022


sephelis stamp

The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis

Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022


sunbeam bitch

Dried up crusty ass raisin type bitch, pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a shitty dry ass personality, and a pair of chap crackle pop dick sucking lips to match.

"I can't do this anymore we're fucking done, your pussy hurts my dick and your mouth feels like fucking scabs Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022


sunbeam bitch

A dry ass crusty raisin type bitch. Pussy dryer than a heatwave in a microwave, with a dry personality, and a pair of chap dick suckin lips to match.

I can't stand your dry ass pussy it hurts my fuckin dick, Jessica you are a sunbeam bitch!

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 26, 2022