Cockfest

When someone's full of themselves or being a bitch. Similar to asshole or dickhead.

"You hear about Johnny lately? Man, he's such a cockfest."

Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

Wii-vileges

The loss of permission to use another person's Nintendo Wii console.

When we lost Hick's Wiimote we also lost all of our Wii-vileges.