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The Spiders Nest is when dingle berries occur on the gouche. The hairs connect from one side of the gouche to the other,causing pain every step. There are 3 types of spiders nests that can occur.
Stage 1: 3-6 hairs connected by poop
Stage 2: 7-10 hairs connected by dried up poop
Stage 3: 11+ hairs connected my dried poop(requires two pairs of scissors and tomato juice to ease the pain!)
Anything beyond a stage 3 needs immediate medical attention
Damn! I couldn't walk for 2 hours because i had a Stage 3 Spiders Nest!
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Two Faced Turd is a poop that consist of two colors on each half of the poopy.
Last night i had a two faced turd,it was half brown and half yellow!
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The act of jerking off your lizard with hot sauce, usually Louisiana hot sauce.
Last night I decided to switch it up and do a Southern Louisiana Lizard. It was excellent!!
When performing oral sex, your partner squirts into your eyes, causing a burning pain, like pepper spray
Jessica persian pepper sprayed me last night! My eyes still burn!!
When sex gets so intense, you get muscle cramps and spasms.
Last night i went incredible hulk on this bitch! Im still sore!
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