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forty-niner

A person who is not very bright but intelligent enough to feed himself and put on his own clothes. The names derives from being 3 cards short of a full 52-card deck.

Don't expect him to be rational. He's a forty-niner at best.

by Slo Joe Jizz October 14, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


rolling a fatty

To have sex at both ends with a fat woman, by first fucking her up the ass, then rolling her over and fucking her up her clit.

I don't know what came over me. She was a bit overweight which turned me off, but by the time she was done sucking my cock, I got so horny that I started rolling a fatty.

by Slo Joe Jizz September 30, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


snow cone

When a female stimulates a male by rubbing his testicles or licking the side of his cock while he is laying down and his cock is erect and pointing straight up, the "snow cone" occurs when the cum oozes out and remains on top of the cock, ready to eat.

She blew me, squeezed me, licked me... and finally ate the snow cone.

by Slo Joe Jizz August 30, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


pegnacious

A woman who is flipping wild about cocks and knows how to stir a reaction from a cock.

Wow, Peggy. You so pegnacious!

by Slo Joe Jizz August 23, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


nute

Short for "nerdy cute". A girl who has a nerdish appearance, possibly wearing glasses and resembling a librarian. The trained male eye can see past the nerdiness and get straight to the potential for hotness. A man who finds a nute often feels like he has found a hidden treasure and will fanatsize about taking her out of her nerdy shell and turning her into a sex maniac.

The nute ties her hair in a bun and wears those dark-rimmed glasses, but most men can see how hot she really is.

by Slo Joe Jizz September 1, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


hotnot

A woman who looks hot from the rear, but ugly from the front. The term is generally used when a man is fooled as he approaches her from the rear.

Boy, did I get tricked by a hotnot today. This chick I was walking behind had nice long blond hair, a great ass and a hot body. Then she turned around and not only hurt my eyes, but my penis just shriveled. She was an old wrinkly woman thinking she could fool guys by dying her hair and wearing clothes that showed off her hot ass.

by Slo Joe Jizz August 31, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž