despacito

This song teaches you how they do shit in Puerto Rico

Don't listen to him, he ain't knowing how we despacito down here.

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taco joke

It's when the human race tries to kill it's self off

Prick - I have a taco joke!
Me - Don't fucking say it Zach
Prick - Why did the tacos cross the road
Me - Don't fucking say it Zach
Prick - To fart their way over to the sidewalk and kill the BURRIOTOS
Me - I cease to exisit
Me - Also burritos are better than tacos

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