Combo's

A round mini pretzel with filling in the middle

Steve : Hey Kiersten want some of my Combo's there stuffed with cheese?
Kiersten : Fuck No! I don't want any of your Combo's you stupid idiot!
Steve : Gee you don't have to be a little bitch about it!
Kaylee : Yeah Kiersten be nice!
Steve : Hey Kaylee do you want some of my Combo's?
Kaylee : Yeah Sure! Mmmm those are YUMMY!
Steve : Well if you like Combo's you will love sucking on my dick it's full of yummy filling!
Kaylee : Oh My God! You are such a fucking perve get lost you stupid idiot!
Steve : Gee you don't have to be a little bitch about it! By the way you owe me a $1.99 for the Combo's you ate!
Kaylee : Beat It Asshole!

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Double Dicker

When a guy sticks his dick in two girls or guy's at the same time

Chad : Mmm! Don't you just love how Michelle & Rachel always wear tight tank tops & gym shorts all the time!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hey Chad (wink)
Rachel : Hey Chad (wink)
Chad : Well looks like Chad's gonna have him a Double Dicker tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Don't cry Mark i'll bring Judy over tonight so you can have a Double Dicker of your own! (wink)
Chad : Yeah Mark you can stick you dick in Steve & his blow up doll! (lol)
Steve : Funny Chad how's come you always like a Double Dicker with me and Judy?
Mark : Oh My God! Chad had a Double Dicker with Steve & his blow up doll!
Michelle : GROSS!
Rachel : Yeah so gross keep your dick away from us CHAD!
Chad : GOD DAMNT STEVE!
Rachel : So Mark how about a Double Dicker at my place tonight?
Michelle : Yeah Baby I missed you dick so much!
Mark : (wink)
Chad : STEVE IM GONNA KILL YOU!

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strawberry sex

When a strawberry is placed inside a girls cunt and a guy uses his penis to squish the shit out of it!

Chad stained the shit out of his wife's new sheets last night cause he had Strawberry Sex with Kiersten!

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Turd

A pasty waste shaped like a log and released from the anus that usually creates a horrific smell

Chad : Oh Kiersten I could sit here with you and caress you body for hours.
Kiersten : Thanks Chad by the way did you Shit Your Pants?
Chad: Uh no it was probally Steve!
Kiersten : Why would Steve be in my apartment on a Friday night while we were cuddling?
Chad : Well you know how strong his Turds are the smell can linger for miles!
Kiersten : True that is so true about Steve!

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Sloppy Joe

When a guy pounds his girl extremely hard and makes her pussy bleed like hell!

Chad gave Kiersten a Sloppy Joe last night and had to take her to the emergency room for stitches!

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Shit Kicker

A pair of flat sole leather boots wore mostly by hicks farmers and construction workers.

Kiersten : Last night was so amazing Jake came to my place and fucked the silly out of me while he was wearing his Shit Kickers!
Kaylee : Wow your so lucky!
Kiersten : I know he was still sweaty from work and he left mud all over my bed!
Kaylee : Wish my man wore Shit Kickers!
Kiersten : I would not fuck one without them!

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Pant's

A piece of clothing that covers up the ass leg's and crotch

Brandon : Wow Kiersten you have such a nice ass!
Kiersten : Thanks would you like to touch it?
Brandon : Uh Yeah! But your Pant's seem to be covering it up!
Kiersten : Oh silly me let me take them off!
Brandon : Mmmmm! Your ass is so firm!
Kiersten : Thanks I work out!
Brandon : And you have a nice pussy as well!
Kiersten : Would you like to touch it?
Brandon : Uh Yeah! But your thong is covering it up!
Kiersten : Oh Brandon let me take it off!
Brandon : Uhhh! Uhhh! Ahhhh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh wow I made Brandon cum in his Pant's!
Kaylee : Kiersten put your Pant's back on!

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