Creampie

When a great amount of semen is released in the pussy and runs out

Chad : Oh Michelle you brown hair is so soft & it makes me so hard!
Michelle : Keep caressing it Chad I think your about to cum!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Michelle : That's it baby Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh baby what A beautiful Creampie I should take a selfie with it and send it to Mark!
Michelle : Sounds good but only after you Creampie my asshole!
Chad : Ohh! A double Creampie in your sexy little body! Ahhhh! Holy Shit!
Michelle : Fuck it just give me a triple Creampie!
Chad : Wow good thing I can produce gallons of cum! (wink)

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Creampie

A flavored pie layered in whip cream or when a guy cum's inside a girls pussy.

Meghan : Thanks for taking me home Chad want to come in for some Creampie?
Chad : Holy Shit!
Meghan : So I have Chocolate, Strawberry Bananna, damn my pussy itches!
Chad : Oh wow those are cute silk panties (sniff)
Meghan : Yeah guy's likes to take them off and Creampie me! (lol)
Chad : So how often do guy's Creampie you? (sniff sniff)
Meghan : Oh about 3 times a week!
Chad : Really I Creampie girl's about 6 times a week I like to rest on Sunday's!
Meghan : O wow so what kind of Creampie do you want?
Chad : Uh Meghan (wink)
Meghan : Ok! Uh Uh Uh Uh Wow Chad it's so BIG Uh Uh Uh Uh!
Chad : That's what all the girl's say Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhhh here comes the cream AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Meghan : O wow that's a lot of cream now LICK IT OUT that's what all the guy's do! (wink)
Chad : Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm! Creampie (wink)

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Orgasm

When a guy's hard dick is placed inside a girls soft pussy and lot's of cum is released causing the guy to moan and the girl to scream really loud.

Sara : Last night Craig came inside me for the first time I must say It was the best Orgasm a girl could ever have!
Kiersten : Yeah I remember the first time Jake gave me an Orgasm there was so much cum running out my pussy he just couldn't stop!
Chad : Yeah I remember the first time I gave you an Orgasm Kiersten you screamed so loud the cop's came and gave you a ticket disturbing the public!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna give me an Orgasm so I can scream real loud?
Chad : Oh Steve you silly boo I can't give you an Orgasm you don't have a pussy!
Steve : No but you could fuck me in the ass!
Chad : Oh Baby!
Sara : Uh Gross!
Kiersten : No Kidding So Gross!

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Came

When a guy ejaculates cum from his penis

Kaylee : God Damn Sara What's That Horrible Smell?
Sara : Craig Came all over my leg's & shorts during lunch!
Kaylee : Why?
Sara : Cause I sit on his lap and kissed his neck while he stuck his hands down my shirt.
Kiersten : Damn't Jake I just bought this shirt now it's ruined!
Kaylee : What's wrong?
Kiersten : I was giving Jake A blowjob during lunch and he Came all over my new shirt!
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey Kaylee!
Kaylee : Steve what the hell is all over your face?

Chad : I was sucking Chad's dick and he Came all over me!
Kaylee : Wow there is way too much sexual activity around here during lunch!

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Poop Pleasure

When A guy get's a hard on from watching another person taking a dump

Kiersten : I need to use the bathroom i'll be right back!
Chad : Oh can I join you?
Kiersten : Sure I guess?
Chad : Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh!!!
Kiersten : I hope your enjoying your Poop Pleasure it's annoying me!

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Pussy Rub

When hands are placed inside a girls panties and caressing occurs causing an orgasim.

As Kiersten was busy at work stocking her boss Chad snuck up behind her and gave her a Pussy Rub that ended up on social media later that day!

Kiersten went to Chad's house to babysit after she put the kids to bed Chad gave her a Pussy Rub on his wife's new couch and left a stain!

Jim and Chad took turns giving Kiersten a Pussy Rub in her apartment after work!

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Kool Aid Man

A beastly man in the shape of a glass pitcher filled with kool aid with arms and legs that bust's through walls yelling Oh Yeah!

Kiersten : Thank God Chad put an end to Steve hanging around here during the week!
Kaylee : Yeah I guess changing the locks and adding extra security really helps!
Kiersten : What the fuck's that noise?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!!!
Kaylee : God Damn't you busted a hole in the building Jesus Christ!
Steve : Im the Kool Aid Man Oh Yeah!!!!
Chad : Why the fuck is there a hole in the building?
Kiersten : Oh Steve is the Kool Aid Man! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Steve can I see you in my office please?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!

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