Dick

An expandable muscle located between a man's thighs often used to pleasure the mouth pussy or anus

Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so sad!
Kiersten : Well last night Brad was at my place fucking my pussy with his big strong Dick until Jake busted down the god damn door and ran him off, then her pulled out his long hard Dick shoved it in my mouth slapped me in the face and took off there I was with cum in my pussy and mouth and no guy to cuddle me!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten let me cuddle you and if you want you can caress my breasts!
Kiersten : Thanks but it's just not the same without a Dick!
Kaylee : Well do you want me to have an operation and get a Dick so I can pleasure you!
Kiersten : Oh yes that would be great!
Kaylee : It was a fucking joke are you crazy do you really think I would grow a Dick just to make you happy!
Kiersten : Well some friend your are!

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Dicks

A nationwide sporting goods store with a basketball on there logo that sells clothing, sports equipment, camping supplies, gun's etc.

Kiersten : Hey guy's I applied at Dicks yesterday!
Kaylee : Uh Kiersten you do realize it's a sporting goods store not a place to give blowjobs!
Kiersten : Yes Kaylee ! I do realize that but they do have a really cute manage who's dick id like to suck!
Kaylee : Oh Brother!
Steve : Yeah I used to work at Dicks myself but they fired me for jacking off in front of the customers!
Kiersten : Wow I wish this place had the same rules as Dicks does then maybe I wouldn't have to quit!
Kaylee : Yeah Chad's a real dick for letting Steve run around here and show everyone his dick!
Chad : I heard that Kaylee guess what YOUR FIRED!
Kaylee : Awesome now I can apply at Dicks!
Chad : You do realize it's a sporting goods store Kaylee just cause you work there don't mean your going to get any dick!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go suck Steve's dick you faggot!

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Dick

1. A male body part found between the legs used to pee & have sex
2. A word used to describe a regular asshole

Chad : Wow Abigail you lips are so soft I love kissing them! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Abigail : Thanks Chad would you like me to kiss your Dick with them?
Chad : Uhh like you had to ask!
Abigail : Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ohhh! Ohhhh! Oooo! Oooo Oopsie!
Abigail : You Dick you just pissed in my mouth!
Chad : Sorry I had like 3 Large Mt Dews earlier at the movies!
Abigail : You Dick you told me you ran out of money I even paid for the movie ticket's!
Chad : Well it helps to know the guy who sells the snacks! (Wink)
Steve : Hey Chad im done at work time for me to suck your Dick now!
Abigail : Oh My God You Let A Guy Suck Your Dick?
Chad : Uh yeah how do you think I can afford to live here and get free snacks at the movies!
Abigail : YOU FUCKIN DICK! Oh My God I Sucked A Gay Guy's Dick! I Sucked A gay guy's DICK!
Steve : Hey Chad after I get done sucking your Dick can you pee in my mouth I brought home lot's of Mt Dew! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve and then you can lick my ass hole and I can shit in your face!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Abigail : Oh God Im gonna puke! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhhh!
Chad : Uh gross I hope you plan on cleaning that up!
Abigail : Make me you DICK! GOODBYE!
Steve : Don't worry i'll clean it up Mmmm did you have Taco Bell for lunch?

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All You Can Eat Buffet

When a guy is with a girl and he get's the opportunity to suck & lick anywhere he wants too

Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!

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Big Finish

When a girl is ridin a guy and he is about to blow his load he lays her on her back and gives her pussy a massive cream pie.

Chad pounded Keirsten's pussy for about 2 hours before he went in for the Big Finish!

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Fuxedo

An expensive suit of clothes that a guy wears to attract women in the hopes of getting fucked!

Chad showed up to Keirsten's house in his fuxedo and she melted into his arms!

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Cum Responsible

When A guy pulls his dick out of the pussy before he blows his load inside her.

Kiersten : Last night Jake fucked me so hard he came for like 20 minuntes!
Kaylee : Wow aren't you afraid he got you pregnant?
Kiersten : No silly Jake is Cum Responsible but I did have sticky sheets and cum all over my body!
Kaylee : Really did you have to say that God Damn!
Steve : Im sure glad Chad is Cum Responsible but his wife probally gets mad about the sticky sheets and curtains in her bedroom!
Kiersten : STEVE!!! That is disgusting nobody want's to hear about you and Chad's fuckfest in his wifes bed BEAT IT!
Kaylee : KIERSTEN!! Nobody want's to hear about how much cum Jake can squirt on you either!
Chad : I Do!
Craig : I Do!
Jim : I Do!
Kiersten : See all the guy's like my Cum Responsible stories!
Kaylee : Well I don't so leave me out of it!
Kiersten : Gee you try to be Cum Responsible and your best friend get's mad at you!
Kaylee : Will You Shut The Fuck Up Already!!!

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