Pussy

A soft warm wet spot on a woman's body where fingers and dick's can be placed

Adam : Wow Kiersten your Pussy is so soft!
Kiersten : Well are you just gonna rub it or are you gonna stick your fingers in it and make me cum?
Adam : Oh Yeah Right!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! DEEPER! DEEPER! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Jake : Damn't Adam I know your my brother and we share a lot of things but Kiersten's Pussy is not one of them!
Adam : Oh Yeah Right!
Jake : Wow Kiersten your Pussy is just so amazing!
Kiersten : Well are you just gonna stare at it or are you gonna stick your dick in it and cum?
Jake : Oh Yeah RIght!

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Pussy

A woman's pleasure hole

Jake : Oh Kiersten I could pound your Pussy all night!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ah!
Kiersten : No Baby Don't Stop Now!
Jake : Sorry I need to take a shit!
Kiersten : Ok I'll just play with my Pussy till you get back!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! OOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahhhhhhh! AHHHH! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Jake why the fuck why did you shit on the carpet?
Jake : Sorry I enjoy watching you play with your Pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Baby why don't you come over here and play with it yourself! But go wipe first!
Jake : Woopeee!
Kiersten : Not with my sheets you asshole God Damn now my bed smells like shit!
Jake: Mmmmmm! Pussy Time!
Kiersten : O no I'm doing laundry and cleaning the carpet Fuck You!
Jake : Oh Poop! Guess i'll just have to masturbate!
Kiersten : Not In My Bed!

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Overtime Shit

When someone is working over 40 hours and is trying to milk the clock by sitting in the bathroom texting friends and playing pokemon go on company time!

On Sunday morning Chad was in the middle of a good fuck with his girl Keirsten until he got called into work he was pissed off so he decided to take a 3 hour Overtime Shit to get back at his boss!

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Hair Down There

Hair that grows around the penis and vagina area of the body

Jake : Mmmm! I could play with your hair for hours is so silky & soft!
Kiersten : That's because I wash and condition it every night!
Jake : Ohhh! It makes my dick so hard!
Kiersten : Mmmm! I like to rub my face in your Hair Down There it's so rough! Grrrrrr!
Jake : That's because I squirt cum all over it when you suck my dick and I pound you!
Kiersten : Mmmm! I love crusty cum!
Jake : How about I cum all over your Hair Down There?
Kiersten : Oh Jake you silly boo you want crusty cum too!
Jake : Oh Baby!

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lock

A persons long beautiful silky hair usually it can be used as a sexual stimulant!

As Chad was fucking Keirsten from behind her sexy blonde locks brushed his face and made his boner harder and harder!

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Get A Room

When PDA becomes annoying to the public

Kiersten : Oh Jake you shouldn't fondle me were at work!
Jake : I don't care your hair is so silky and your skin is so soft I just can't keep my hands off you!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh Baby!
Kaylee : Oh Geeze Get A Room!
Chad: Damn Jake and Kiersten are getting fresh time to yank the old sasuage!
Steve : Oh Chad your cock is so large I just wanna grab it!
Chad: Get lost perve! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Jesus Christ! Ah! Don't Stop SUCK IT HARDER! HARDER!
Kaylee : Oh God Damn! For Christ Sake GET A ROOM!

Steve : MMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMM! La! La! La!
Kaylee : Fuck I hate my job!

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Breast's

Soft puffy bags found on a woman's chest that come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes

Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Michelle : Oh Chad I could kiss you all night!
Chad : Mmmm! I love kissing your neck cause I get to smell your hair!
Michelle : Oh Chad I like to use a strawberry conditioner!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad sorry im late traffic was a bitch! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Chad : Kissing Michelle! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : No Michelle wait I want to kiss your Breast's! Mmmm! Mmmm! LA! LA! LA! LA!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever kiss my Breast's? (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Probably cause you don't have any! (LOL)
Chad : Yeah why don't you go grow some Breast's and leave us alone! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you fondle my Breast's
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever fondle my Breast's? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : I SAID GET LOST BITCH!
Chad's Wife : (sniff) (sniff)

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