Stubble

Sharp little hairs that cannot be removed unless waxing occurs

Chad : Damn girl everytime I go down on you I cut my lip you need to do somethin about all that Stubble down there umkay!
Kiersten : Fuck you all I ever do is spread my legs for you and all you ever do is complain!
Chad : Hey if you wanna keep fuckin my big healthy horse you will take care of that Stubble!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself!

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Sexual Intercourse

When the penis is injected into a vagina and pleasure occurs between two people results usually include std's & reproduction!

Chad enjoy's having Sexual Intercouse in Kiersten's bed but hates it when he get's her pregnant!

Chad has herpes but that don't stop him from having Sexual Intercourse with Kiersten!

Chad's wife rarely has Sexual Intercourse cause he's usually busy in bed with his girlfriend Kiersten!

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Booger

Dried snot that forms in the nose & can be removed for a tasty treat

Kiersten : Oh Jake last night was amazing your super hard cock really rocked my pussy!
Jake : I wish I could just kiss you all day long fuck this work shit!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit messin around and get some work done!
Kiersten : Jake wore me out last night in bed sorry were are a little sluggish!
Chad : Don't piss me off BITCH!
Jake : Hey you can't call my girl that and by the way there's a huge Booger hanging out of your nose!
Kiersten : Ohh It's all green and slimy LOL!
Chad : MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh that's fuckin gross!
Chad : Yeah like watchin you two make out get the work or your FIRED!
Jake : Whatever you say Booger breath!

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Lick

A stroke of the tongue

Chad : Wow Michelle your little leg's are so smooth! Ahhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you rub them it feels so good!
Chad : Mmm! I love to Lick them too! La! La! La!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad sorry im late I'll start dinner! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

Chad : Mmm! Im Licking Michelle's cute little legs! Ahhh!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever Lick my legs? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Uh gross!
Michelle : Yeah go shave your legs so gross!
Chad : Oh Michelle I love your cute little socks they smell so good! Ahhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad Lick them!
Chad : Mmm! Workout Sweat!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever Lick my socks after I workout? (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Probably cause you never workout! (LOL)
Chad : Spread you legs baby Mmm! (LA LA LA)
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you Lick my pussy!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever Lick my pussy? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Why don't you go cook me and my guest some dinner and quit you damn crying!
Michelle : Yeah get lost bitch Oh Chad I wanna Lick your dick!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna take you in the bedroom and fuck the shit out of you!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever fuck the shit out of me? (sniff) (sniff)

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Cd Player

A devise that you place a compact disc in and enjoy music of all kinds

Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight listen to some compact discs and you know CUDDLE!
Kiersten : Wow you are so clueless why don't you get a life!
Steve : I just thought girls liked music and being held by a guy!
Kiersten: Well incase you didn't know I like good lookin guy's with big dicks and ipods!
Steve : Sure you don't want an ugly guy with a small penis and a CD player?
Kiersten : NO!

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Package

A guy's penis and scrotum usually what attracts a woman/man to a man

Kaylee : Wow check out Chad's Package don't you like how it bulges out of his pant's
Kiersten : Yeah you should try to stick all 14 inches of it in your mouth oh and he really packs the cum!
Kaylee : Oh I couldn't do that besides I have a boyfriend!
Kiersten : I didn't say you could suck my man's cock you stupid whore what's your problem!
Kaylee: Whore! Your the fuckin whore fucking a married guy!
Kiersten : Whatever! Hey Chad shall we go up to your office so I can unwrap your package and pleasure you?
Chad : Sorry not in the mood my wife just texted me she's pregnant again!
Kiersten : What the fuck I told you not to sleep with her anymore what's your problem!
Chad : Sorry she's my wife and besides she gives great head!
Kiersten : So do I ! Hey I'm the only one you can stick your package in got it!
Kaylee : This is so fucked up!

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69

When A guy and girl lick each other's privates at the same time

Chad jumped into Kiersten's soft bed and put her in a 69 that lasted all night long!

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