Little Shit

A child between the ages of 3 and 17 that's annoying & obnoxious to adult's

Peyton : Ohh! Boobies Ohh La La!
Kiersten : Keep your hand's off me you Little Shit!
Chad : Ohh! Boobies Ohh La La!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad will you and your Little Shit leave my breast's alone!
Steve : Ohh! Boobies!

Kiersten : Don't even think about it jackass!
Kiersten : Uhh! I wish guy's would stop grabbing my breast's!
Kaylee : Well maybe if you wore a shirt that actually fit you they would not be tempted.
Kiersten : Shut the fuck up Kaylee!

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Fuck Yeah

What someone shout's after they have accomplished something amazing!

Kiersten : You want to fuck my tight pussy don't you Chad?
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Harder! Harder! Harder!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: Uhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhh! Now Cum All Over Me!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMM! Yummy! Good Boy!
Chad : Fuck Yeah!

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Protection

When a guy wraps his penis in rubber so he don't spread std's or cause pregnancy.

Chad forgot use protection when he fucked Keirsten last week so she ended up with herpes.

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Old Spice

A perfume designed for men to make them smell good and disguise body odors when they don't have time to shower

Kaylee : Don't you just love it when Chad wears Old Spice to work!
Kiersten : Not really I prefer Jake cause he wears Axe!
Kaylee : Yeah I see where your coming from Jake makes Chad smell like A outhouse!
Kiersten : And Jake has a bigger cock as well!
Kaylee : WOW!!!

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Itch

When the skin becomes irritated and just A finger can relieve the pain.

Kiersten : Hey Chad could you Itch my breast for me please?
Chad: MMMMMM!
Kiersten : I said Itch honey not bite!
Chad : Sorry they just look so yummy I thought I taste them instead!
Kiersten : Oh Chad you can sure make a girl feel special!
Chad: Now you need to lick my balls and suck my cock cause there's a Itch down there!
Kiersten : Ohh! Yummy for me!

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Pontoon

When a person rub's there face in another person's ass vigorously!

Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's?
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!

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Sinco de drinko

When someone fills up A sink full of alcohol and get's wasted with there friends.

Craig : So are we goin to party hard tonight?
Chad : You bet Sinco de drinko at Kiersten's place!
Craig : Hell yeah we are going to get so fucked up!
Chad : Yeah I can't wait to pound some pussy all her friends are going to be there too!
Craig : Sinco de drinko WHOOOOO!