Bush

Pubic hair around the penis or vagina area of the body

Kaylee : Why the hell are you scratching your crotch?
Kiersten : Last night Jake came on my Bush and it dried so now it's itchy!
Kaylee : Why didn't you just shower afterwards?
Kiersten : Cause I was tired from all the sex DUH!
Kaylee: Well you need to do something your Bush is creating a horrible smell?
Steve : Hey guy's check it out Chad just came on my Bush!
Kiersten : God Damn't Steve go put some pant's on Jesus Christ!
Steve : No! Im proud of my cummy Bush!
Kaylee : I really really need to find a new job!
Kiersten : And I really really need to go shave my Bush!
Steve : Mmmm! Kiersten's Bush!
Kiersten : Get lost Faggot!

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Goodnight Dick

When a kiss is just not enough to bid your date goodnight.

After there date Chad walked Keirsten to her door she gave him a kiss on the cheek he then pressed her up againist the door lifted her skirt and gave her A Goodnight Dick!

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Tickle Time

When a girl is naked and someone sneaks up on her and fingers her pussy unexpected.

Kiersten : I'm going to take a bath all that sex we just had has made my body sore and I need to relax in a hot tub of water.
Chad : Ok ill take a nap!
10 Minuntes Later
Kiersten : Damn't Chad you just had to have Tickle Time when I want to relax!
Chad : Oh La La!!!

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Boop

To poke someone's nose and say boop

Steve : Hey Kiersten how's it goin Boop!
Kiersten : Don't you ever Boop me again you son of a bitch!
Steve : Gee someone's in a bad mood today!
Steve : Hey Kaylee Boop!
Kaylee : Get lost creap!
Steve : Gee my Booping is not getting me any attention today!
Steve : Hey Chad Boop!
Chad : Oh Steve Mmmmm!

Steve : Oh Jesus Christ Ahhhhhhhh! AHHHHHHHHH! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Boop!
Steve : Wow A smooch, dick in the ass, & A Boop!

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Chocolate Moose

When a guy is giving a girl A creampie in the ass and she shit's all over his cummy dick!

Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!

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Cheeto Breathe

Someone who's always stuffing Cheetos in there mouth and the orange powder sticks to there teeth and lips

Kaylee : Is that Chad's wife wow she's really Packin On The Pounds!
Kiersten : Yeah she's a regular blimp lucky for Chad he get's to Fuck A tone little body like mine!
Kaylee : I feel really bad for her since her husband's not attracted to her anymore and she's A fat cow!
Kiersten : Chad likes girls who can wrap there legs around his waste and fuck him while he's standing up!
Kaylee : Well I just hope you don't start Packin On The Pounds he may get rid of you as well!
Kiersten : I will ignore the words that just came from your mouth cause I will never get fat!
Kaylee : Never say never Cheeto Breathe!

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Sexual Sauce

Otherwise known as Cum it's produced in the males testicles and released during sex or while jacking off occurs.

Kiersten : Jake is so amazing his Sexual Sauce taste's & feels oh so good!
Kaylee : Sounds like a sticky mess to me!
Kiersten : Well of course you would say that silly cause you have no man to shower you in Sexual Sauce!
Kaylee : Well if I did I would not brag about it!
Steve : Hey guys I will be in Chad's office if you need me he's going to shower me in his Sexual Sauce!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee even Steve get's showered in Sexual Sauce!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten Why don't you ever SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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