Stimulate

When a guy's get's sexual aroused and his penis expands so it can be pleasured.

Chad : Oh Kiersten I just love to run my hands through your soft long hair and it always smells so good!
Kiersten : Well I hope it Stimulates your dick cause I like to suck it and stick it in my body!
Chad : Well why don't you just give me A blowjob while I'm caressing your hair then I will fuck you from behind and I will rub my face in your beautiful locks!
Kiersten : Oh Chad I think I just creamed on your sheets!
Chad : No problem my wife's gonna wash them tomorrow anyway we can cum on them all we want!
Kiersten : Oh boy let's have a cumfest!
Chad : Let the mess begin!

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Impregnate

When a guy fucks a girl so hard he leaves his semen inside her and creates another life.

Jake : Damn Kiersten your so beautiful I wanna Impregnate you right now!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!

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bun

The round oval part of the butt that sticks out also attract's attention to the male or female

Chad : Damn Kiersten your bun's are so fine!
Kiersten : I like when you hold them tight and apply pressure to my tight little pussy with your big strong cock!
Chad : Well let's not waste another minute shall we fuck?
Kiersten : Yeah Boy!

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Rim Job

The act of kissing and licking someone's asshole

Kiersten : Last night Jake gave me an amazing Rim Job before he fucked my pussy!
Kaylee : Sounds gross what if you had shit in his mouth!
Kiersten : Oh my Jake wouldn't mind he would eat my shit with a spoon!
Steve : Hey Kaylee heard you talking about shit would you like a Rim Job?
Kaylee : Fuck No You Disgusting Pig!
Steve : Ok but could you shit in a bowl so I can eat it cause I would eat your shit with a spoon!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee I think Steve really likes you! LOL
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten will you please keep your sex stories to yourself!

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Shower Sex

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina while warm water is pouring all over them!

Keirsten decided to take a shower and 5 minuntes later Chad joined her and they had some awesome shower sex!

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Armpit

A ticklish area of the body possibly due to the number of nerves it contains

Michelle : Oh Chad Stop! Stop Tickling my Armpit!
Chad : I can't help it there just so sexy plus your wearing a tight tank top and you keep putting you arm around me! Ahhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad Stop! Stop licking my Armpit!
Chad : Mmmm! There so tasty!
Chad's Wife : Really Chad im trying to eat dinner here quit messing with her Armpit!
Chad : Maybe i'll just go down a little further and get me some tit! Mmmm!
Michelle : Oh Chad your making me wet!
Chad's Wife : THAT'S IT! Im going to finish my dinner in the bathroom!
Chad : Oh honey while your in there please shave you Armpit's there getting a little hairy!
Michelle : A little hairy she looks like an ape at the zoo! (LOL)
Chad : WHOOOOO WHOOOOOO

Chad's Wife : FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU BOTH!

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Old Fashioned

A simple penis rub just like grandpa used to get from grandma

Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!

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