Pontoon

When a person rub's there face in another person's ass vigorously!

Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's?
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!

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Sinco de drinko

When someone fills up A sink full of alcohol and get's wasted with there friends.

Craig : So are we goin to party hard tonight?
Chad : You bet Sinco de drinko at Kiersten's place!
Craig : Hell yeah we are going to get so fucked up!
Chad : Yeah I can't wait to pound some pussy all her friends are going to be there too!
Craig : Sinco de drinko WHOOOOO!

Pie

Just another word to describe A woman's pussy

Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! LA! LA! LA! LA! Uhhhh!

Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet!
Chad : Ohh! Jake's getting some Pie for lunch! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey Chad do you need some help with that?

Chad : Sure dude and I can help you with yours!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : What the hell is going on here?
Steve : Were making each other cream!
Chad : Yeah why don't you drop your pant's and show us some Pie BITCH!
Steve : Yeah Pie Bitch! Huh! Huh! Pie is good Huh! Huh!
Kaylee : You two are fuckin pigs!
Chad : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!
Steve : Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Kaylee : Oh God why do I have to work around livestock?

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PDA

Public Display of Affection when two people show there love for each other in public places such as work, retail stores, sidewalks, gas stations, etc.

Jake : Ohh La La!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! (LoL)
Kaylee : What the hell?
Kiersten : Oh Jake loves to stick his hands in my pant's and tickle my pussy!
Kaylee : Well excuse me but sticking your hands in a girls pant's and fingering her just seems inappropriate to me!
Kiersten : It's called PDA Kaylee!
Steve : Oh Steve! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : What the fuck's your problem!
Steve : I like to squeeze my penis and make myself cum!
Kaylee : You need help!
Steve : It's called PDA Kaylee!
Kaylee : No it's called retarded!
Chad : Oh Abi!!! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!

Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock!
Kaylee : Get A Fucking Room!
Chad : It's called PDA Kaylee!
Kaylee : No it's just down right disgusting!

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Blow Up Doll

A plastic air filled doll for someone to have sexual intercourse/anal sex with or receive a blowjob from.

Chad : Oh Kiersten you don't know how much I would love to smell your hair, caress your breast's, stick your mouth around my dick and pound your pussy once again!
Kiersten : Why don't you just get a Blow Up Doll and leave me alone!
Chad : I would but the wifey don't want the extra company in our bed!
Kiersten : You are fucked in the head get some help!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Blow Up Doll her name is Judy!
Chad : And you think I'm fucked in the head?
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry you and Steve are fucked in the head!

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Moon Pie

When A naked girl bends over and and exposes her ass and pussy at the same time

Chad : Such A boring day at work wish there was some action around here!
Craig : Yeah we need to take a smoke break out back!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Baby! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh shit my phone flew in the dump can you get it for me I'm still cumming?
Kiersten : Sure Baby we don't want our videos exposed do we!
Chad : Holy Shit Kiersten's climbing in the dump naked!
Craig : Ohhhhhhhh! Moon Pie! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmm! Moon Pie!
Steve : Hey guys what's going on? Ohhhhh Moon Pie! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Fuck Off Perves!
Jake : Yeah quit staring at my girls pie!

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Polar Pop

A fountain soda that comes in a extra large styrofoam cup that's loaded with ice and usually purchased at a convenience store.

Kaylee : So girl where did you and Jake go for lunch?
Kiersten : Just went to the gas station we shared a sandwich and Polar Pop!
Kaylee : How romantic!
Kiersten : I know and by sharing A drink we also shared slobber too it was like kissing of course we did that as well.
Steve: Hey Kiersten want some of my Polar Pop it's Dr Pepper!
Kiersten : Uh gross I don't want your slobber in my mouth!
Steve : How bout my Dick!
Kaylee : Fuck off Steve before I make you wear that Polar Pop!

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