Pant's

A piece of clothing that covers up the ass leg's and crotch

Brandon : Wow Kiersten you have such a nice ass!
Kiersten : Thanks would you like to touch it?
Brandon : Uh Yeah! But your Pant's seem to be covering it up!
Kiersten : Oh silly me let me take them off!
Brandon : Mmmmm! Your ass is so firm!
Kiersten : Thanks I work out!
Brandon : And you have a nice pussy as well!
Kiersten : Would you like to touch it?
Brandon : Uh Yeah! But your thong is covering it up!
Kiersten : Oh Brandon let me take it off!
Brandon : Uhhh! Uhhh! Ahhhh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh wow I made Brandon cum in his Pant's!
Kaylee : Kiersten put your Pant's back on!

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Thrusting

When a guy's penis moves really fast inside a girls pussy causing her to scream really loud!

Chad and Kiersten were goofing off at kmart and saw a Mattress display Chad threw Kiersten on the bed ripped off her clothes and started Thrusting her in the middle of the store.

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Weekend Bitch

When the boss of a company designates one person to do all the weekend work so he can relax and enjoy the weekends for himself.

Chad : Steve will you come to my office please!
Steve : Hey bud what's up?
Chad : Guess what your getting a promotion!
Steve : O Wow I hope it includes a raise!
Chad : Not exactly you will be our new Weekend Bitch so I can spend more time with my girlfriend Kiersten!
Steve : Hey that's not fair I won't do it!
Chad : Fine I guess your fired!
Steve: Oh no don't do that I guess I will do it!
Chad : Great now go home and don't forget to come back this weekend and work your ass off!
Steve: Ok no problem boss!

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Blow Your Load

When a guy's ball's are full of cum and it explodes out out the penis

Jake : Don't you just love Kiersten's suction cup lips!
Chad : Not Really!
Jake I do especially whey she suck's my cock make's me Blow My Load everytime!
Chad : Who Cares!
Steve : Hey Chad! (wink)
Chad : Hey Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Did you just Blow Your Load?
Chad : Fuck No! Excuse me I need to use the bathroom!
Kiersten : Hey why is there cum running out of Chad's pant's?
Jake : Oh Steve made him Blow His Load!
Kiersten : Oh gross! So do you wanna hide in the closet so you can Blow Your Load in my mouth?
Jake : Oh Baby!

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Leggings

Skin tight pants that show off a girls curves and create boners.

Chad can usually be found in the supply room jacking off when Keirsten wears leggings to work.

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Pound

When the penis creates vigorous action in the pussy or anus

Chad : Craig this is Olivia our new girl please show her around!
Craig : Sure Chad no problem!
Craig : This is our break room where we eat lunch and take breaks
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh God! Oh God! I'm Cumin Baby!
Olivia : What Is That?
Craig : Oh that's Jake & Kiersten they like to Pound in the bathroom!
Craig : And this is Chad's Office!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort! Squeal! Squeal! Squeal!
Olivia : Oh My God Does He Have A Pig In There?
Craig : No that's Steve our weekend bitch Chad likes to pound his ass!
Olivia : I See!
Craig : And this is our janitor closet this is where I will Pound you and you will suck my dick!
Olivia : Gee it's not very romantic!
Craig : True but there is a mop handy to clean up the cum when we are finished!
Olivia : Well I guess that convenient!
Craig : Mmmm! I can't wait to Pound your little ass!

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Hotel Sex

When two people rent a room to have sex in

Taylor : Last night me and Tyler had Hotel Sex!
Mandy : O wow wasn't you afraid your husband might get mad?
Taylor : Hell No! Besides what he don't know wont hurt him!
Chad : So Taylor I guess you & me will be having some Hotel Sex tonight!
Taylor : Fuck You! Im Married ASSHOLE!
Chad : Yeah but you wouldn't want your husband to find out about you and Tyler's Hotel Sex!
Taylor : FINE! I'll book a room at the Best Western but your paying for it!
Chad : Great i'll bring lot's of condom's!
Taylor : Oh God me and my big mouth!
LATER ON
Steve : O Wow Chad & Taylor are having Hotel Sex tonight! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Braun : HEY JACKOFF WHERE'S TAYLOR?
Steve : Uhhh! I don't know?

Braun : YOU BETTER TELL ME OR YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Steve : Ok she's having Hotel Sex with Chad!
Braun : GRRRRRR! WAIT TIL I GET MY HAND'S ON THIS SO CALLED CHAD GUY IM GONNA BREAK HIS NECK HE'S ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Steve :Oh Shit's!

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