Motherfucker's

A word often used when someone is excited

Steve : Graduation tomorrow night Motherfucker's!
Kiersten : Gee Steve I didn't know you cared!
Steve : I don't I just told Chad that so I can have the night off!
Kaylee : Why the hell would you do that?
Steve : So I can make love to my Judy!
Kiersten : You lied to your boss so you can fuck a blowup doll!
Chad : Hey Steve it's not nice to lie so you will be working tomorrow night or your FIRED!
Steve : Ok sorry Chad i'll work!
Kiersten : Look's like Steve's working tomorrow night Motherfucker's!

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naughty body

A girl with silky long hair, nice breast's, firm butt, a cute smile and know's how to please a man in bed.

Chad's wife is homely looking so he fuck's Keirsten cause she has a naughty body!

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Bumping Uglies

Slang term used for two people having sexual intercoarse

Chad's Mom : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Wow It's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

Chad : Hey Steve im gonna room with you for a while the wifey threw me out OH MY GOD!
Steve : Hey Chad I was just Bumping Uglies with you mom! (wink)
Chad's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD! Oh my god it's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Oh Chad's Mom!
Chad : Oh Chad is gonna be sick!
Chad's Dad : Hey Chad I need to talk to your mom have you seen her?
Chad : Yeah she's over at Steve's apartment Bumping Uglies with him!
Chad's Dad : GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!

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Divorce

A legal ending to a marriage usually caused by fighting cheating or abuse

Lydia : Im sure gonna miss you Chad you should come and visit me at college sometime! (wink)
Chad : Yeah I may just have to do that then I can fuck you and all your hot little friends! (wink)
Lydia : Oh baby Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : I WANT A DIVORCE!
Chad : Yeah right we are not getting a Divorce I didn't do anything wrong!
Chad's Wife : REALLY! You stick your dick in everything but me and now you think you can do it in front of me!
Chad : FINE Pack your shit and get out of my house!
Chad's Wife : Your house I pay all the bills im a lawyer and your a fucking Big Lot's manager!
Chad : So I still help pay the bills BITCH!
Chad's Wife : You do not you spend all your money on women so you can fuck them!
Chad : FINE Keep the house i'll move in with Lydia were a couple now!
Lydia : Uh your not moving in my college dorm and we are not a couple your my brother!
Chad : Step Brother bitch and keep the fuck away you caused a me and my wife to get a Divorce!
Chad's Wife : No CHAD you caused this Divorce now GET THE FUCK OUT!
Chad : FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BOTH!

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plowin the back 40

When vigorous anal sex is performed and sometimes causes the recipient to bleed.

Garrett : What's up with the blood stain on Keirsten's pants?
Jim : I guess Chad was at her house again last night plowin the back 40!

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Beautiful Fuck

When two extremely good looking people have sex together.

Craig : So what are we doing tonight bar hoppin or poker night?
Chad : Sorry dude I'm going to Kiersten's house for a Beautiful Fuck!
Craig : Well aren't you just full of yourself!
Chad : Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!
Craig : Go Fuck Yourself!
Chad: If I did it would be A Beautiful Fuck!

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Lingerie

A women's undergarment used to make a girl look sexy and turn on men

Kiersten : Hey Jake like my new Lingerie?
Jake : O God Damn! Your making my dick is so hard !
Kiersten : How about you rub it on my silky Lingerie?
Jake : O that would be great then I can cum all over you!
Kiersten : I would rather you cum inside me!
Jake : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten I'm going to borrow some of your Lingerie I wanna look sexy for Chad tonight!
Jake : What The Fuck!
Kiersten : Don't worry i'll call the cops!
Steve : By the way you look super sexy in that Lingerie my dick is growing!

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