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When a guy is sitting down and a girl comes up behind him and rubs her breasts in his face along with a hug.
Chad was caught up in paperwork in his office when Kiersten came in and gave him a Boob Hug that made his boner grow!
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When two people hug and kiss each other's on the neck
Jake : Mmm! I love when you wear your hair up it makes it eaiser to Neck!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet!
Chad : Hey Craig what's with the boner?
Craig : Oh I was just watching Jake & Kiersten Neck!
Chad : Oh La La!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna Neck?
Chad : No Thanks! I would rather dick!
Steve : Ohhh! Is that where we hug and rub our dicks together?
Chad : You Bet!
Chad : Oh Steve I love when you shave your pubes it makes it eaiser when we dick!
Steve : Oh Chad your making me cum!
Craig : And just like that my boner is gone!
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A powerful vacuum used to clean up large messes
Kiersten : Wow Jake you really came A lot last night good thing we have that Shop Vac in the garage.
Jake : Uh yeah I did cum a lot last night but we didn't use a Shop Vac to clean it up!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah that was Monday night when Matthew came over!
Jake : WHAT!
Kiersten : Oh he's the cute salesman from Sears that sold me the Shop Vac he offered to show me how it worked!
Jake : GOD DAMN'T DID YOU CHEAT ON ME AGAIN?
Kiersten : No silly Matthew sucked his cum out of me with the Shop Vac GEE Jake don't have a cow!
Jake : Your pathetic you know that!
Steve : Hey guys check out the Shop Vac that cute guy from Sears sold me it can suck the cum right out of my dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! and it can suck Matthew's cum right out of my ass Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : And you think im pathetic?
Jake : Yeah you and Steve deserve each other!
Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight and play with my Shop Vac? (Wink)
Kiersten : Oh go fuck your Shop Vac!
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When two people share a bed to experience sexual positions and cuddle afterwards til morning
Amanda : Wow Chad's sure been a dick since Kiersten started Sleeping With Jake!
Kaylee : No kidding he took a dump on his desk yesterday and made me clean it up!
Amanda : Oh my god that's disgusting I would have quit!
Kaylee : I would have but I need this damn job!
Chad : Hey you two stop the chit chat and get your asses back to work or I will hand you my feces on a plate and make you eat it!
Amanda : That's it I quit!
Chad : So Kaylee you need this damn job well if you don't start Sleeping With me Your Fired!
Kaylee : Fuck you I quit too!
Chad : You two will never work in this town again!
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When A guy's penis is licked and sucked by someone else's tongue and mouth
Kiersten : O wow last night I gave Jake A Blowjob that lasted 2 hours I made him cum so much I had to grab a bucket!
Kaylee : That's nice!
Kiersten : I just love giving Blowjob's to Jake having his cock in my mouth is so amazing it's like eating a big juicy brat!
Kaylee : Keep it down we are in public!
Kiersten : What's your problem just cause you don't have a guy's dick to blow don' t mean you have to get all pissy with me!
Kaylee : Kiersten Please! We are at Wal Mart we can talk about Blowjob's later!
Kiersten : No we will talk about them now, you know what Kaylee you need a man in your life so you can suck some cock too!
Wal Mart Associate : Can I help you girls find something today?
Kiersten : Yes you can my friend Kaylee needs a man so she can give him a Blowjob and experience what it's like to have a big juicy cock in her mouth and cum running out!
Wal Mart Associate : Oh! Oh! Jesus ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O wow I made the Wal Mart worker cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Damn't Kiersten I will never go to Wal Mart with you again!
Kiersten : That's fine we can talk about Blowjobs at Target!
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When A mouth wraps around a dick and sucks!
Chad : That little bitch Kiersten cheated on me last night well I paid her back and gave Jim A Blowjob!
Craig : Chad I thought you were married?
Chad : Well you know how Jim likes Blowjobs!
Craig : Dude your sick!
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When a guy get's his dick sucked on by another person's mouth
Kiersten : Jake likes to caress my hair when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kaylee : So
Kiersten : So a man likes to feel relaxed when his dick is sucked on! DUH!
Steve : Yeah I like to fondle Chad's balls when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kiersten : So does that make him feel relaxed?
Steve : No not really but it makes him cum a lot and I really like cum!
Kiersten : You are so selfish!
Kaylee : And disgusting! You are so disgusting!
Steve : Oh Kaylee your just jealous cause you don't have a man to give Blowjob's too like me and Kiersten do!
Kaylee : Oh Go Suck Yourself!
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