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Another way to describe a girls pussy
Chad : Where the hell is Jake my production line is backed up this morning!
Craig : Check the janitor's closet I saw him & Kiersten step in there about 20 minuntes ago!
Chad : I swear to god I will fire them both!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohhhh! Ahhh! Ehhhh!
Jake : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Ohh! Pink & Juicy! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Fuck! Get the hell out of here I'm tryin to have an orgasam!
Chad : Mmmmm! If you two want to keep your job you will give me some Pink & Juicy too!
Kiersten : Fine Jake bend over!
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A sex position in which the female lays on her back and the guy lays on top of her
Kiersten : Last night Jake was tired so we just did the Missionary Position all night!
Kaylee : So who cares!
Kiersten : Yeah well my baby works hard all day sometimes he needs a break!
Kaylee : Then why don't you two just sleep?
Kiersten : Yeah right like Jake can just sleep next to my hot little body!
Steve : Yeah sometimes when Chad is in the Missionary Position with his wife I like to hide in the closet and jack off!
Kiersten : You Dumbass That's Gross!
Kaylee : Yeah what the Fuck are you doing in his house anyway?
Steve : Oh I meet Chad there when he get's home from work so I can suck his cock to you know warm him up!
Chad : Hey Guy's What's Going On?
Kiersten : Not much Steve say's he like's to watch you and your wife in the Missionary Position!
Kaylee : And jack's off too!
Chad : God Damn't Steve your supposed to go home after you suck my cock quit hiding in closet's umkay!
Steve : Ok im sorry I wont do it again!
Chad : Now go home your not supposed to be here anyway it's not the weekend!
Steve : Yeah then I can put my blowup doll in the Missionary Position!
Kiersten : Oh God just go home already!
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When a guy is fucking a girl's pussy and he sticks his fingers in her butt at the same time.
Keirsten's toes curl and her body tingle's all over when Chad finger butt fucks her!
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When a girl lays between two guys in A bed and get's two dicks in her body at the same time one in the anus and the other in the pussy!
Maci : So girl I heard you had A Double Fuck last night!
Kiersten : Yeah it was so amazing Chad fucked my pussy and Craig fucked my ass then they switched off and I finished it up with A blowjob for each and they gave me a massive cum facial!
Maci : Dam girl I need to get me two boyfriends sounds like fun!
Kiersten : For Sure!
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When a dating couple encounter there first anal smell in there releationship
It was nothing but akward when Chad was making out with Kiersten and he ripped a First Fart on her!
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To puke chunks all over the place
Steve : Hey guy's check it out I put pony tails on my pubes!
Kaylee : O Good Lord!
Kiersten : Uh I think I'm gonna be sick!
Jake : Hey Kaylee why is Kiersten Tossing Cookies in the bathroom?
Kiersten : Well Steve exposed his bush in front of us and made her sick!
Steve : Hey Jake check out my pubes I grew them out aren't they sexy!
Jake : Uhh! I think I'm gonna join Kiersten in the bathroom!
Chad : What The Hell Kaylee! Why is my work force in the bathroom?
Kaylee : Oh there just Tossing Cookies!
Chad : Yeah Right! He probally poundin her pussy again!
Steve : Hey Chad like my long silky pubes?
Chad : Ohh Nice! Mmmm! Ahhhh!
Kaylee : Excuse me I need to go Toss Some Cookies myself!
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The cute half dressed girls or guy's at the game that everyone's attention is attracted too
Kiersten : Hey Chad did you know I can place my legs behind my head!
Chad: Well aren't you just A Flexible girl!
Kiersten : Yeah I used to be a Cheerleader!
Chad : Wow I remember that I liked it when you did the high kicks and I could see your leg's!
Kiersten : Oh Chad I bet you were thinking about more than just leg's!
Chad : Yeah like what was in between them!
Kiersten : Yes you and all the other horny guy's at the game!
Chad : But I was the lucky one cause you had Cheer sex with me!
Kiersten : Who's Say's your the only lucky one!
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