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Sloppy Salamander

Guy buries most of himself in wet forest leaves but leaves his dick poking out

“I was walking through the forest and almost got hit with the ol’ sloppy salamander”

by Sloppy Salamander March 25, 2019

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Black Dunk Slamwich

A tasty snack that consists of food sandwich items, a basketball slam dunking, and the colour black.

I was just chillin at the crop and Demetrius hit me with the ol’ black dunk slamwich

by Sloppy Salamander April 13, 2019