Tailhook

While you're taking a shit and suddenly get hard. Your dick has nowhere to go and keeps getting stuck on the front of the toilet like a tailhook catches a plane on an aircraft carrier.

"Man, I was sitting down taking a shit and thinking of this hot ass girl from work and totally popped a tailhook!"

"Don't ever poopsterbate, cuz then you'll have to deal with that tailhook"

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