Resolved

Indicating a pointless attempt that is doomed to failure. Proven true by Bush's invasion of Afghanistan.

"It has been resolved that the United States will declare war with Afghanistan."

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Hashbrown Head

The act of getting head while eating hashbrowns.

Jon: "Yeah, she gave me hashbrown head yesterday."

Curl: "What?"

Jon: "Trust me; awesome."

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