socialite

(n.) media's alternative word of unemployed rich slut who sleeps with every government official available and likes to be on the news. Usually married and her husband is ok with it and often gets backdeals from these relationships.

Dork McDork head of the dorky committee caught having affair on a tree with the Manhattan socialite Sally Slutty. In recent years, the dorky committee awarded several deals worth hundreds of millions dollars to the socialite husband Pimpy McPimp's construction business. Furthermore, the Slutwire Enquire Daily reported that General Cantzipemup involved in a relationship with the infamous socialite and might have passed to her classified information.

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