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A person who can do something stupid beyond belief. Tommer sure are known for their outstanding ability to make the wrong decision despite its unpopularity.
Dude this kid fucked his underage girlfriend and now heâs in jail, just like where we said heâd be. What a tommer!
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When the girl puts a drop of food coloring of each color on her tongue and gives the guy head. When he comes in her mouth, she mixes it in her mouth and spits out a rainbow.
Dude I found some extra food coloring in my closet so I gave my girl a rainblowjob!
Collect 9 birth control pills, and one fake pill. Mix them all up and pick a pill. Then, let the man cum in you . If you are unlucky, you will soon be a mother.
âI knew I shouldnât have played baby roulette! Now Iâm pregnant!â
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When four bisexuals have sex, alternating partners frequently to keep things spicy.
The four bisexuals were getting bored together so they decided to square dance
The spedophile is an advanced form of child molester who specializes in special ed children due to their low mental state and high gullibility.
âIâd arrest that kid, but I gotta give him props: heâs a spedophile, he knows what heâs doing!â
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Fill your nostrils with hydrogen gas. Put a match up to your nose and watch your mind be blown.
âGonna go out with a bang. Time for a mind blow,â
When the male pours gasoline on the top of his dick. He then holds a lighter next to his dick and cums. The gasoline-infused cum shoots through the flame and ignites, sending a fire stream directly at the female.
âMy stupid boyfriend gave me 1st degree burns after he sent a Miami cumshot at me!â
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