Fatass Patrol

The one fat guy in your squad who embraces it (his fatness).

You: " Yo what up Mike"

Fatass (Mike): "Make way for the Fatass Patrol"

You: The fuck?

pussy preventer

That one friend who thinks he's a wing-man , but he's just a side-bro.

Pussy Preventer : "He has such a funny group of friends , once he even pissed himself laughing"

Girl : "Oh you hear that I think my moms calling"

You : "FUCKING PUSSY PREVENTER FUCK OFF"