Bakersfield chimp

verb. Popularized by The Phil Hendrie Show. The act of ripping someone a new one (or removing an old one) as in the incident where two chimps got loose from their cage at a Bakersfield CA chimp sanctuary and severely attacked a man in front of his wife while visiting an their old pet chimp on his birthday.

If this line doesn't get moving faster, I'm going to go Bakersfield chimp on that grocery clerk.

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Smackie

Someone who is addicted to ''Smack'' which is slang for Heroin an highly addictive opiate.

Goddamn look at that smackie, he can bearly hold his eyes open.