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Pine Creek High School

A shitty ass school filled with fake bitches in yoga pants and sweatshirts, and fuckboys who aren’t even close to attractive enough to fuck some of the bitches they’re fucking, You’re not cool unless you’re a bitch, own a Novo, and are in fucking DECA, and everyone who’s not a pussy low key does LSD and Cocaine for fun (it’s called Pine Crack for a reason). If you own scrunchies you’ll be super popular but also go fuck yourself with ur hydroflask you basic ass bitch. If you play football, you automatically have bitches on your dick at all times, but you’ll also have crippling fuckboy disease, along with a side effect of herpes. But you know what it’s all okay, because it’s still better then DCC.

Person 1: what school do you go to?
Person 2: Pine Creek High School
Person 1: shit man I’m sorry, can u hook me up now tho

by Small Dick energy March 20, 2019

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Batman

A man that dresses up like a bat and fights clowns with his bird and other bats and sometimes a cat

Hey it Batman and his bird and cat

by Small Dick energy April 25, 2019