Fuck

The f word is a horrible horrible word used by ignorant chavs that just had their balls dropped..........

Using it would result in an immediate execution, an event that would be watched by the Queen of England .

It is tradition for the head to roll past the Queen's feet, so that she can SPIT on your face..

But be careful not to get horny and staff on her forehead!!

Big Batty Betty: "rah fam I met this guy n he was bare Peng but I got bored because he had a small dick"

Big Batty Betty's friend: "Ay is he still available I kinda wanna fuck"
Police, quietly eavesdropping: " OI BRUV WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY. THATS AN IMMEDIATE ARREST. WASH UR NECK YH. CAUSE ITS GONNA BE CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPEEEED"